Kristen Corpse

I’m always hungry recently. Send help.

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:11:01 -0400

I’m always hungry recently.

Send help.

My underwire is literally about to penetrate the skin of my chest. Time for a new bra?

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:45:58 -0400

My underwire is literally about to penetrate the skin of my chest.

Time for a new bra?

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:26:08 -0400

Sunday Sunday Sunday can’t fucking wait.

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:25:51 -0400

Sunday Sunday Sunday can’t fucking wait.

livelifel0velaugh: nazeem38: exxpensiveslang: shroomyloomyland...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:25:32 -0400

livelifel0velaugh:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

reblogged for ^that fact right there

So everyone always talks about getting fucked up.

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:24:27 -0400

It’s probably because it’s a minority issue, just like the sensitivity of a personal struggle like with a family member with cancer or not having a lot of money.

The concept of “Getting fucked up” irks the shit out of me.

What’s wrong with “Going out for drinks” or “Partying” or “Having fun tonight”… instead the terminology of fucking up is what people use.

Also doesn’t help that everyone drinks. And my best friends are starting to drink. And it’ll literally be me and Thomas who don’t drink at all, trying to sip something and gagging at the flavor instantly. Every time.

All the people who swore they’d never do it wound up getting their stomachs pumped as young teenagers. The ones that wound up in the hospital hysterical crying, delusional, puking their brains out wishing it would “go away”… and then doing it all next week.

I secretly feel like all of my friends who drink (even just socially) think I’m a complete douche or idiot because that’s how it feels when I’m ostracized and stared at when they suddenly exclaim, “YOU DON’T DRINK?! WHY NOT?!”

Whatever, at least I’m not COMPLETELY alone.

midgetpingas: woodee feels

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:38 -0400

midgetpingas:

woodee feels

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:30 -0400

nekomarie: Some Ghibli merchandise available in Japan! Pity...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:12 -0400

nekomarie:

Some Ghibli merchandise available in Japan!

Pity the Ghibli museum shop wasn’t this cool!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:25:21 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:18:33 -0400

tyleroakley: Amanda, please.

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:17:43 -0400

tyleroakley:

Amanda, please.

frickyeah1990s: Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:17:21 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite.

“He could eat five or six pork chops.” He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’

Clinton is my spirit animal.

shaytardgifs: shaytardgifs: shaytardgifs: Dec 7th 2007 June 10th 2012 August 12th...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:16:18 -0400

shaytardgifs:

shaytardgifs:

shaytardgifs:

Dec 7th 2007

June 10th 2012

August 12th 2012

May 23rd 2013

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Fri, 24 May 2013 14:06:59 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:33:34 -0400

theneverendingdrums: fejes: peaceloveandbrittana: this wins...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:32:33 -0400

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

donttouchmynewtonballs: when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:31:38 -0400

donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:30:34 -0400

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

bravestwarriors: many pictures of CATBUG!!!! I drew this in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:28:50 -0400

bravestwarriors:

many pictures of CATBUG!!!! I drew this in paint tool sai

Catbugs are EVERYWHERE!

Thank you Samantha M for submitting your fan art to Cartoon Hangover