Kristen Corpse: Archive

Jan 28th

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shit kristen says

Kristen: (1:20:48 AM) omg the nastiest smelling fart just came out of me
Kristen: (1:20:49 AM) wtf
Kristen: (1:20:53 AM) smells like poison

Jan 28th

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I'm not sure if I should cry or laugh over...

Jan 28th

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Do you talk a lot on the phone?

Not at all. Ask for advice anonymously // leave comments here!

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Where do you like to hang out with friends?

Hah, friends. ;/ Ask for advice anonymously // leave comments here!

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Just had the worst déjà vu that involves Charlie,...

How does that even happen…

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Not going to the DMV because I'm a fucking dumbass...

I’ve been working to try and understand this shit for three fucking years and I still can’t pass. What the fuck is wrong with me? I seriously need to just drop dead…

Jan 26th

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Started answering these because my school’s counseling website referred to it and this happened and now I’m sitting here bawling my eyes out when I should be studying. I seriously don’t know how I’m going to make it through this semester…

Jan 26th

Why do I even bother?

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Of course the DMV practice quizzes don't work...

Seriously can life be on my side just this once…

Jan 26th

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Watch

Wish me luck! http://www.keek.com/KristenCorpse/keeks/5AAaaab

Jan 26th

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How do you find new music to listen to?

Thomas, recommendations from artists, supporting artists for bands that I go see live, etc. Ask for advice anonymously // leave comments here!

Jan 26th

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If you're going to support hate blogs of any sort,...

Blogs hating on overweight people, blogs that are specifically targeting innocent people and making fun of their every move for no good reason, seriously racist blogs (that are meant to be serious and obviously aren’t playing around)… all of that crap. I’m sick of it. I could understand (not SUPPORT but understand) hate blogs for shit like Rebecca Black, boxxy, Jessi Slaughter,...

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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A smile like yours →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: How I present myself in private: How I present myself in public: How I present myself online: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, LET ME BE YOUR GUIDE. LMAOLMAOLMFAOOOOOOOOOOO I DIED!!!

Jan 25th

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